How to Go "Beer Fishing"

Step-by-Step Guide

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   Step 1: Obtain nylon fishing wire

   Depending on the strength of the thread, use a full can, or if necessary, a drained one without the top opened. ,,,, Usually, the people in the front of the group are more aggressive and thirsty. , , Repeat as long as possible until the idiot figures out that the bait is not jumping away on its own.
   
   You might even pull the cord too hard resulting in the 'fish' being sprayed with foam! , This is a great time for home movies or photos of the fish chasing the Possessed Beverage!
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   Step 2: or any sturdy but colorless thread such as those used in fishing

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   Step 3: or sturdy nylon sewing thread.

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   Step 4: Grab a can of your legally obtained cheap beer.

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   Step 5: Secure the can by wrapping the nylon around the circumference of the can and tying using the tab.

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   Step 6: Carefully toss the can in an obvious place on the sidewalk along a well-traveled route for underage partygoers ("Party Trains").

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   Step 7: Position the 'beer fishermen' on a second floor porch

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   Step 8: catwalk

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   Step 9: or large open window.

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    Step 10: Wait for the 'fish' to notice the apparently free unopened can of fresh beer ready for the taking.

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    Step 11: Carefully wait for the fish to bend over to pick up the 'free beer.'

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    Step 12: Before he grasps it

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    Step 13: tug on the line.

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    Step 14: Meanwhile

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    Step 15: your guests are enjoying this from the balcony and going nuts with laughter.

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