How to Act Drunk
Mess up your hair., Stain your shirt., Tuck in half your shirt., Make your eyes look bloodshot.
Step-by-Step Guide
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Step 1: Mess up your hair.
When you're drunk, you start to overlook things about your appearance that you would usually care about when sober.
Run your fingers through your hair and intentionally mess it up.
The more outrageous and disheveled you look, the drunker you'll appear.Having messy hair tells other people that you don't care about being perfect and are here for a good time.
It could also make people think that you've been partying. -
Step 2: Stain your shirt.
Alcohol reduces cognitive function.For that reason, many drunk people will drop things frequently.
Many times, this includes food and drink.
Put ketchup or mustard stains on your shirt and act like you don't notice it or that you don't care.
If someone mentions the stain, respond by saying "Yeah, I know.
I don't care." You can use other things to create stains, but avoid dairy products or any other food that would produce an odor. , Tucking your shirt in half way will enhance how oblivious you look, and people will mistake it for being drunk.
Make sure that it doesn't look intentional, or else people won't associate it with drunken behavior.
Try to make it look like you just used the bathroom.
Tucking your shirt in half way could be a fashion statement., Glazed and bloodshot eyes are a common sign of drunkenness.There are safe and natural ways to make your eyes naturally red.
To do this, rub a small amount of freshly cut onion, menthol, or peppermint oil under your eye to make them appear redder.You can also try crying or blinking several times to make your eyes look redder.
Redness occurs because alcohol can swell the blood vessels in your eyes and makes them appear red.
Make sure that the peppermint oil, menthol, or onion does not make direct contact with your eye. -
Step 3: Tuck in half your shirt.
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Step 4: Make your eyes look bloodshot.
Detailed Guide
When you're drunk, you start to overlook things about your appearance that you would usually care about when sober.
Run your fingers through your hair and intentionally mess it up.
The more outrageous and disheveled you look, the drunker you'll appear.Having messy hair tells other people that you don't care about being perfect and are here for a good time.
It could also make people think that you've been partying.
Alcohol reduces cognitive function.For that reason, many drunk people will drop things frequently.
Many times, this includes food and drink.
Put ketchup or mustard stains on your shirt and act like you don't notice it or that you don't care.
If someone mentions the stain, respond by saying "Yeah, I know.
I don't care." You can use other things to create stains, but avoid dairy products or any other food that would produce an odor. , Tucking your shirt in half way will enhance how oblivious you look, and people will mistake it for being drunk.
Make sure that it doesn't look intentional, or else people won't associate it with drunken behavior.
Try to make it look like you just used the bathroom.
Tucking your shirt in half way could be a fashion statement., Glazed and bloodshot eyes are a common sign of drunkenness.There are safe and natural ways to make your eyes naturally red.
To do this, rub a small amount of freshly cut onion, menthol, or peppermint oil under your eye to make them appear redder.You can also try crying or blinking several times to make your eyes look redder.
Redness occurs because alcohol can swell the blood vessels in your eyes and makes them appear red.
Make sure that the peppermint oil, menthol, or onion does not make direct contact with your eye.
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