How to Act Like a Vampire (Girls)
This is best done after a weekend, vacation, or school break., The first thing is the transformation into a vampire is pretty slow to so start acting like a vampire bit by bit., After about a week of "transforming" you are now a Vampire!, Carry a...
Step-by-Step Guide
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Step 1: This is best done after a weekend
If you just have 1 day off, that's perfectly fine too. -
Step 2: vacation
Some things to do are: stop fiddling with stuff, like pencils or hair, don't blink as often (but still blink! Don't ruin your eyes! Blink slowly, blinks at least 5-10 seconds apart), make it look like you are not breathing (but still breath!), and staring at people! Do not be a creep.
Only stare for about 6-10 seconds.
But stare intensely.
When "transforming" pretend to get "major headaches" or "your teeth hurting".
This adds to the effect. , Congrats! Okay, so now you get into eating.
Eat a big breakfast, and do not eat a big lunch.
Maybe a salad, or small sandwich.
If your school allows it, eat in an area that no one else is eating.
If you can't eat a small lunch like stated above. , Drink what's in the thermos more frequently than you eat.
Kind of guard what you are drinking ("blood") and if someone asks what's in it, just say, "Oh, nothing." Also when drinking it, sigh deeply, like you are relieved. , but I can hang out until before dark." Vampires usually get more active after dark.
This is optional, but adds to the effect. , Have a few close friends, and keep them close.
Stick by their side and if danger comes, defend them. , Or you could go for rock bands like Paramore, Evanescence, Flyleaf, Nightwish, Shinedown, Black Veil Brides, Metallica, etc.
Your choice applies. , Vampires don't get tired! Choose to avoid light.
You're going for the modern, I-can-go-out-in-sunlight vampire, not the oldest, I-turn-to-dust-in-sunlight vampire.
When in the sun, wear big, dark shades.
If it is really sunny, pretend that the sun bothers you a bit and move away.
If you are in class and sitting near a window that is sunny, put on a sweatshirt.
Don't get too hot though.
Try to stay in the shade when outside. , Then take a sip out of your thermos.
The person will probably question this, just say that you were a little uncomfortable, and thirsty. , Goth, punk, emo, scene, prep, normal, nerdy, dressy: it's up to you!! Wear a bit of natural makeup, and cover up zits, pimples, bruises, cuts, etc. with a concealer or something.
Vampires heal quickly! , NOT the glowy, fake ones you get for 99 cents at the pharmacy.
You want real looking ones.
Google it! , If someone finds it, they may believe. -
Step 3: or school break.
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Step 4: The first thing is the transformation into a vampire is pretty slow to so start acting like a vampire bit by bit.
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Step 5: After about a week of "transforming" you are now a Vampire!
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Step 6: Carry a metal thermos with you at all times.
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Step 7: If someone asks you to sleep over your house
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Step 8: say something like "I can't
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Step 9: I'm busy tomorrow.
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Step 10: Don't be too-too social.
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Step 11: For music
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Step 12: stick to either classical
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Step 13: Mozart
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Step 14: Beethoven
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Step 15: NEVER complain about being cold
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Step 16: or tired.
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Step 17: If a person gets too close to you
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Step 18: scoot away
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Step 19: hold your breath
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Step 20: and clench your fist.
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Step 21: For clothes
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Step 22: this could be anything.
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Step 23: If you want
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Step 24: get vampire fangs.
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Step 25: Keep a diary telling of your vampire life
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Step 26: of your struggle to keep your secret.
Detailed Guide
If you just have 1 day off, that's perfectly fine too.
Some things to do are: stop fiddling with stuff, like pencils or hair, don't blink as often (but still blink! Don't ruin your eyes! Blink slowly, blinks at least 5-10 seconds apart), make it look like you are not breathing (but still breath!), and staring at people! Do not be a creep.
Only stare for about 6-10 seconds.
But stare intensely.
When "transforming" pretend to get "major headaches" or "your teeth hurting".
This adds to the effect. , Congrats! Okay, so now you get into eating.
Eat a big breakfast, and do not eat a big lunch.
Maybe a salad, or small sandwich.
If your school allows it, eat in an area that no one else is eating.
If you can't eat a small lunch like stated above. , Drink what's in the thermos more frequently than you eat.
Kind of guard what you are drinking ("blood") and if someone asks what's in it, just say, "Oh, nothing." Also when drinking it, sigh deeply, like you are relieved. , but I can hang out until before dark." Vampires usually get more active after dark.
This is optional, but adds to the effect. , Have a few close friends, and keep them close.
Stick by their side and if danger comes, defend them. , Or you could go for rock bands like Paramore, Evanescence, Flyleaf, Nightwish, Shinedown, Black Veil Brides, Metallica, etc.
Your choice applies. , Vampires don't get tired! Choose to avoid light.
You're going for the modern, I-can-go-out-in-sunlight vampire, not the oldest, I-turn-to-dust-in-sunlight vampire.
When in the sun, wear big, dark shades.
If it is really sunny, pretend that the sun bothers you a bit and move away.
If you are in class and sitting near a window that is sunny, put on a sweatshirt.
Don't get too hot though.
Try to stay in the shade when outside. , Then take a sip out of your thermos.
The person will probably question this, just say that you were a little uncomfortable, and thirsty. , Goth, punk, emo, scene, prep, normal, nerdy, dressy: it's up to you!! Wear a bit of natural makeup, and cover up zits, pimples, bruises, cuts, etc. with a concealer or something.
Vampires heal quickly! , NOT the glowy, fake ones you get for 99 cents at the pharmacy.
You want real looking ones.
Google it! , If someone finds it, they may believe.
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