How to Be a Great Red Dwarf Fan

Step-by-Step Guide

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   Step 1: Have access to the complete Box Set of Red Dwarf it can be DVDs

   They personally don't know what they are missing! ,, If it's Lister order in a chicken vindaloo, open a can of larger, grow dreadlocks, wear a leather jacket, don't wash your socks and be proud to be a slob.
   
   Lister also has good qualities such as having a great sense of humor and he always has a positive out look on life even in times of trouble.
   
   Being like Rimmer can be fun apart from most of the time your a hologram! Putting that aside.
   
   Follow every rule little or big to the last detail, respect your commanding officers, cheat in every exam ,be self centered, make fun of other peoples miss fortunes, have an interest in telegraph poles and being an all round smeg head! Surprisingly Rimmer does have a heart of gold, he always tries his best and at a push is always there for his friends. ,"
   
   make cat noises, take long naps then another nap, take care of your looks no matter what the situation and think about your self first.
   
   Cat is a unique individual who is not afraid to say what he thinks! , Try cleaning other peoples clothes such as underpants, cook meals, tidy up, do other people dirty work such as Rimmers requests (Body swap) and calling other objects different names like "It's a Banna Mr Lister sir "
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   Step 2: Youtube

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   Step 3: Netflix or iTunes.

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   Step 4: Read all the Red Dwarf books.

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   Step 5: Collect as much Red Dwarf stuff as possible such as posters

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   Step 6: figures

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   Step 7: magazines

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   Step 8: trading cards

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   Step 9: badges and autographs.

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    Step 10: Attend the Dimension Jump Events to meet the cast to obtain autographs ask the cast questions during their interviews and get photos with the cast members.

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    Step 11: Get the Red Dwarf theme tune on your phone as a ring or message tone and sing alone to the tune.

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    Step 12: Tell other people how fantastic Red Dwarf is and get them to watch the show.

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    Step 13: Decide what character is your role model it can be Lister

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    Step 14: Rimmer

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    Step 15: Cat or Kryton

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    Step 16: Act like the chosen character.

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    Step 17: Make a fashion statement when being like the Cat dress in funky costumes

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    Step 18: wear killer shoes

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    Step 19: make witty remarks like "swirly thing alert!

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    Step 20: Trying to be like Kryton can seem like hard work but he is a kind Android that serves others and is willing to risk his life for his friends.

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    Step 21: Watch Read Dwarf often as possible

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    Step 22: Buy a Red Dwarf cup with your name on it and sit back relax and enjoy the show.

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