How to Be Annoying While Watching a Movie
Open your mouth., Keep up a running commentary., A few minutes in the movie, Begin looking for mistakes and things to complain about., Keep talking., One of the important characters dies (the main characters friend/family member or something)., In a...
Step-by-Step Guide
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Step 1: Open your mouth.
The movie begins.
If you have seen the movie before a good way to spoil it for everyone is to reveal the ending before the movie has even begun.
Doing that will make most people angry and sometimes that's enough to make them so annoyed that they'll tell you to leave.
Be careful, though.
People could get very angry with you. -
Step 2: Keep up a running commentary.
The main character(s) is/are introduced.
Say "Oh man! Not THAT actor.
Are we going to see him/her throughout the entire movie?!". , Don't forget to tell them either when you see them or in the end. , An (un)exciting scene.
In a scene with lots of excitement or emotions it's very easy to annoy people, just begin talking about anything you can think of. , Those scenes are supposed to be very emotional.
In other words
- A perfect opportunity to with a calm voice say "Game over". , In those scenes it's a perfect idea to tell random did-you-know facts.(Try "did you know more than half of people who think their lover will be theirs forever gets dumped?) , In 75% of all those times the main character survives to a perfect thing to say is "Oh yes.
I know this.
A few seconds of excitement and then proves him-/herself to be alive". ,,, When they get annoyed at you, pretend to be focused on the movie. , Ask what the words the characters have used mean. -
Step 3: A few minutes in the movie
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Step 4: Begin looking for mistakes and things to complain about.
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Step 5: Keep talking.
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Step 6: One of the important characters dies (the main characters friend/family member or something).
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Step 7: In a romantic movie there will for sure be at least one scene near the end where the main characters stand and kiss each other for 20 seconds or something.
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Step 8: Near the end in an action movie there are very often a scene where you are supposed to think that the main character has died.
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Step 9: If there is a song played in the movie
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Step 10: start singing loudly along to the music.
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Step 11: Bark at the screen.
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Step 12: Throw random objects at the person next to you.
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Step 13: Ask questions about what's going on in the movie.
Detailed Guide
The movie begins.
If you have seen the movie before a good way to spoil it for everyone is to reveal the ending before the movie has even begun.
Doing that will make most people angry and sometimes that's enough to make them so annoyed that they'll tell you to leave.
Be careful, though.
People could get very angry with you.
The main character(s) is/are introduced.
Say "Oh man! Not THAT actor.
Are we going to see him/her throughout the entire movie?!". , Don't forget to tell them either when you see them or in the end. , An (un)exciting scene.
In a scene with lots of excitement or emotions it's very easy to annoy people, just begin talking about anything you can think of. , Those scenes are supposed to be very emotional.
In other words
- A perfect opportunity to with a calm voice say "Game over". , In those scenes it's a perfect idea to tell random did-you-know facts.(Try "did you know more than half of people who think their lover will be theirs forever gets dumped?) , In 75% of all those times the main character survives to a perfect thing to say is "Oh yes.
I know this.
A few seconds of excitement and then proves him-/herself to be alive". ,,, When they get annoyed at you, pretend to be focused on the movie. , Ask what the words the characters have used mean.
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