How to Be Like Kimbo

Step-by-Step Guide

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   Step 1: Tank up that body!

   Mainly those arms! Get some weights or go to a gym and get huge forearms, biceps, triceps and chest.
   
   Eat a lot! You need to get big and that's by eating all the food you can.
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   Step 2: Be bold

   Don't shave, let it grow! , Don't much around in class and don't be a bitch.
   
   Answer questions and be good at school grades, but don't be a big mouth or some troublemaker. , Before doing so, punch the punching bag or get into some boxing classes.
   
   You have the muscles, the looks, and now you need a rep in the school hierarchy.
   
   Bulled! Perfect! Fight one of them in a one on one fist fight, making sure it's filmed and win! No mercy. , Make peace with the bullies and become friends. , Show that you're the greatest.
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   Step 3: but if you're at school and can't get something like an all round number three bladed shave.

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   Step 4: Don't be a dickhead.

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   Step 5: FIGHT!

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   Step 6: Be a good sport.

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   Step 7: Now that bullies aren't a problem

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   Step 8: try going for some fights

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   Step 9: friendly style.

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