How to Be Like Lemony Snicket
Get the costume., The brimmed hat is iconic., Lemony has a tattoo of an eye on his ankle., Avoid cameras, no one can see your face., If you are speaking, and you use a large word, define it at once in a way which relates to your situation., Learn...
Step-by-Step Guide
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Step 1: Get the costume.
Wear a suit or a long coat, remember, secrecy is key. -
Step 2: The brimmed hat is iconic.
Make sure it appears it came from the twenties; the shadow will ideally hide your face. , If you don't want a tattoo, use a marker. , Also, avoid the law, they're looking for you. , See ]. , A disguise kit is ideal, but you never know when you might need to use everyday appliances to avoid capture. , You never know when you might need to know a few in order to convey secret messages to an ally.
And any member of V.F.D. should be well read. , If someone asks you about her, you may begin telling him about the love you lost in a tragic fire, but stop eventually.
Don't tell him too much, these are painful memories. ,, Also grab some tissues: you never know when you might need one as you sob over your woes. -
Step 3: Lemony has a tattoo of an eye on his ankle.
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Step 4: Avoid cameras
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Step 5: no one can see your face.
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Step 6: If you are speaking
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Step 7: and you use a large word
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Step 8: define it at once in a way which relates to your situation.
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Step 9: Learn how to make a disguise out of anything.
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Step 10: Be familiar with various codes and poems.
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Step 11: Have a few pictures of Beatrice
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Step 12: and reminisce often.
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Step 13: Learn to be reclusive
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Step 14: but not so much as to hurt people's feelings.
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Step 15: Finally
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Step 16: find a typewriter to dictate your dismal adventures.
Detailed Guide
Wear a suit or a long coat, remember, secrecy is key.
Make sure it appears it came from the twenties; the shadow will ideally hide your face. , If you don't want a tattoo, use a marker. , Also, avoid the law, they're looking for you. , See ]. , A disguise kit is ideal, but you never know when you might need to use everyday appliances to avoid capture. , You never know when you might need to know a few in order to convey secret messages to an ally.
And any member of V.F.D. should be well read. , If someone asks you about her, you may begin telling him about the love you lost in a tragic fire, but stop eventually.
Don't tell him too much, these are painful memories. ,, Also grab some tissues: you never know when you might need one as you sob over your woes.
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