How to Develop the Perfect Evil Stare

Step-by-Step Guide

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   Step 1: Place a mirror in front of you.

   Point the mirror so it is showing your face and shoulders.
   
   Clean the mirror to make your stare clearer.
   
   Tilt your head forward slightly.
   
   This works on most people depending on what you look like.
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   Step 2: Squint your eyes and push your eyebrows together then down and stare a while to confuse them.

   ,, Do this 3 times, mark each one out of
   10.
   
   If all your stares score ten, you do not need to read this. , Pick one fault at a time, and then fix that fault. , Stare at them with hard, fixed eyes, and try not to blink.
   
   If you manage to get him/her to back away, you have succeeded. , Some good things to picture in your head are ice cream, pizza, or apples.
   
   You could also just clear your head. , Just think "I don't like you.
   
   I can't stand you.
   
   Grrrrrrrrrrrrr..."
   
   ,
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   Step 3: Push your lower jaw forward and either leave your mouth normal or do a frown.

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   Step 4: Do your current best evil stare in the mirror.

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   Step 5: Write down or remember what needs improving on your stare.

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   Step 6: Ask a friend to help you.

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   Step 7: Think of random things while you are staring.

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   Step 8: If the "thinking of random things" doesn't work for you

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   Step 9: you could imagine the person you loathe the most

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    Step 10: and imagine that the person you are staring at is him/her.

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    Step 11: Fold your arms.

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    Step 12: Put your eyebrows as low as you can get them.

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