How to Make a Realistic Farting Noise
Make sure your hands are clean., Cup your hand to the opposite arm's armpit., Make a tight seal., Bend your arm., Practice.
Step-by-Step Guide
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Step 1: Make sure your hands are clean.
They should be dry as well, with no hand cream or moisturizer. -
Step 2: Cup your hand to the opposite arm's armpit.
Use your dominant hand.
Your fingers should be between your arm and chest, and your thumb should be on the outside, pointing up.If you want to do this with a shirt on, the easiest way is with a button down shirt.
Just undo one of the buttons a few down from the collar, so that your can stick your hand through the opening in the shirt. , Press your hand firmly into your armpit.
There should be as tight of a seal as possible between your hand and your armpit. , Rotate your shoulder downward, the shoulder of the armpit your hand is in.
Do this quickly, while maintaining the tight seal by pressing upward with your hand.You don't have to move your arm much for this to work.
It should be a small movement, starting with your upper arm near your side and your forearm across your chest. , You probably won't be able to consistently make a realistic farting noise with this technique at first.
With practice you'll find the perfect speed and positioning. -
Step 3: Make a tight seal.
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Step 4: Bend your arm.
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Step 5: Practice.
Detailed Guide
They should be dry as well, with no hand cream or moisturizer.
Use your dominant hand.
Your fingers should be between your arm and chest, and your thumb should be on the outside, pointing up.If you want to do this with a shirt on, the easiest way is with a button down shirt.
Just undo one of the buttons a few down from the collar, so that your can stick your hand through the opening in the shirt. , Press your hand firmly into your armpit.
There should be as tight of a seal as possible between your hand and your armpit. , Rotate your shoulder downward, the shoulder of the armpit your hand is in.
Do this quickly, while maintaining the tight seal by pressing upward with your hand.You don't have to move your arm much for this to work.
It should be a small movement, starting with your upper arm near your side and your forearm across your chest. , You probably won't be able to consistently make a realistic farting noise with this technique at first.
With practice you'll find the perfect speed and positioning.
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