How to Make an Annoying Roommate Move Out
When talking on the phone try screaming in a high pitched voice; this works very well during the early morning hours., Invite friends over that your roommate hates., Turn your music up full blast anytime you listen to it., Have frequent make out...
Step-by-Step Guide
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Step 1: When talking on the phone try screaming in a high pitched voice; this works very well during the early morning hours.
Let them sit and gossip in your room for hours. , Try to schedule your music listening time conveniently when your roommate is sleeping or doing homework.
Play music you know he or she hates. , This is annoying to watch someone else do, no matter their choice of partner. , Enough said. , Dirty laundry is even better. ,,,,, Slamming drawers, hunting around the room for items, and/or asking them if they've seen it are all good starts. , Stay in the shower until all the hot water has been used up. ,, If they confront you about it, act genuinely sorry so they won't have reason to hate you.
You may also wish to consider shredding mail addressed to them if it looks like a bill. (*Note:
It is a crime to take a letter, package, postcard, or other item of mail from a Post Office, a mailbox of any kind, or from a postal carrier before the mail has been delivered, if you intend to prevent the mail from being delivered, pry into it, embezzle money, or destroy the mail.) ,, Wallets for example. ,, Then go back to bed once ordeal is done. , Extra bonus if you take pride and sniff. ,, If approached, tell them that you are trying to conserve electricity. ,, Don't say hi when you come into the room, turn your back and ignore them if they try to talk to you, and don't inform them when you are going to do something. ,,, They'll make lots of noise exercising at night (hamsters are nocturnal animals), which will annoy your roommate.
And remember to buy your own ear plugs! -
Step 2: Invite friends over that your roommate hates.
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Step 3: Turn your music up full blast anytime you listen to it.
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Step 4: Have frequent make out sessions with your partner on the living-room couch.
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Step 5: Eat all your roommate's food.
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Step 6: Throw your clothes all over his/her side of the room.
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Step 7: Clip your toenails in their bed and make sure to leave the clippings there.
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Step 8: Report anything they do which could be "against the rules" or something they would get in trouble for.
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Step 9: Use their stuff without asking.
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Step 10: Frequently interrupt them with questions which are plausible but still stupid enough to annoy them.
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Step 11: Make a lot of noise in the morning while they are still sleeping.
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Step 12: Figure out the person's morning schedule
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Step 13: and then hop in the shower 5-10 minutes before they typically would.
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Step 14: Stay up late in the bedroom and demand that the lights remain on.
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Step 15: Avoid giving them any types of messages
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Step 16: missed phone calls.
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Step 17: Yell directly at them
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Step 18: they'll be annoyed.
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Step 19: Go through their personal belongings.
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Step 20: Laugh and sing loud constantly.
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Step 21: Have multiple alarms go off early in the morning
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Step 22: and make sure to take a very long time shutting them off.
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Step 23: Pretend to be your roommate when his girlfriend calls and be a jerk.
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Step 24: Unplug devices from the wall--their computer charger
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Step 25: phone charger
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Step 26: toaster
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Step 27: Lock the door to the apartment when you get in and don't unlock it for your roommates--even if you know they don't have their keys--even if they know you are home.
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Step 28: Give the roommate the silent treatment.
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Step 29: If your roommate dislikes a certain kind of animal get it
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Step 30: or get an annoying dog that barks constantly.
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Step 31: Cook yummy food for yourself and leave nothing for your roommate
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Step 32: even though you know he/she is starving.
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Step 33: Buy a few hamsters and a cage with exercise wheels.
Detailed Guide
Let them sit and gossip in your room for hours. , Try to schedule your music listening time conveniently when your roommate is sleeping or doing homework.
Play music you know he or she hates. , This is annoying to watch someone else do, no matter their choice of partner. , Enough said. , Dirty laundry is even better. ,,,,, Slamming drawers, hunting around the room for items, and/or asking them if they've seen it are all good starts. , Stay in the shower until all the hot water has been used up. ,, If they confront you about it, act genuinely sorry so they won't have reason to hate you.
You may also wish to consider shredding mail addressed to them if it looks like a bill. (*Note:
It is a crime to take a letter, package, postcard, or other item of mail from a Post Office, a mailbox of any kind, or from a postal carrier before the mail has been delivered, if you intend to prevent the mail from being delivered, pry into it, embezzle money, or destroy the mail.) ,, Wallets for example. ,, Then go back to bed once ordeal is done. , Extra bonus if you take pride and sniff. ,, If approached, tell them that you are trying to conserve electricity. ,, Don't say hi when you come into the room, turn your back and ignore them if they try to talk to you, and don't inform them when you are going to do something. ,,, They'll make lots of noise exercising at night (hamsters are nocturnal animals), which will annoy your roommate.
And remember to buy your own ear plugs!
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