How to Make Life Like a Horror Movie

Step-by-Step Guide

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   Step 1: Make sure that by 8:30

   If you are going on vacation, stay at an old hotel, opera house or castle. ,,,, Display them in the living room in multiple open cases. , Use lace tablecloths, candelabras, animal skulls, etc. , Decorate it with cobwebs, chains, and skulls.
   
   Use candles for lighting. , Use them. ,, Keep large, old books there. , Keep a large organ down there as well as cobwebs and weird torture-looking items. ,,, Chain it closed. , A fake skeleton under the bed or a fake rat in the dresser drawer). , Spend long hours telling people how it was used to murder someone. , Say you got it on a out-of-the-country-trip and spend long hours telling people how it it cursed and that it killed multiple people. ,, Hide a few disturbing messages on paper in some empty bottles. ,
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   Step 2: all lights are out at your house.

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   Step 3: If you are renting a house

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   Step 4: make sure that its big and scary.

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   Step 5: Visit any distant relatives who live outside of civilization or have no phone lines.

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   Step 6: Walk around your house in the dark with a candle every night.

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   Step 7: Get a pet black cat.

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   Step 8: Collect a large assortment of porcelain dolls.

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   Step 9: Decorate in a creepy/vintage way.

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    Step 10: If you want to be like a psycho from a movie

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    Step 11: keep a working area in the basement where you do all your paperwork.

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    Step 12: Make secret passageways throughout your house.

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    Step 13: If you have friends who share your interest

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    Step 14: they can help you make life as a horror movie.

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    Step 15: Make a room in your house a library.

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    Step 16: Make your basement as creepy as possible.

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    Step 17: Keep hidden traps around your house.

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    Step 18: If you have an attic

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    Step 19: keep a box full of old newspaper clippings of local and nearby murders/deaths.

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    Step 20: Keep a large decorated coffin in the attic.

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    Step 21: Put creepy items hidden around the house so they will scare people (Ex.

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    Step 22: Keep old swords encased in glass over the mantle.

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    Step 23: Get a creepy little idol or talisman when at an exotic store.

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    Step 24: Walk around the local graveyard after dark.

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    Step 25: Keep a large wine cellar in your basement.

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    Step 26: Tell people long elaborate stories about how many people have died in your house and how many ghosts now haunt it.

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