How to Make Spitballs

Rip the paper up into small pieces., Roll the piece of paper into a ball., Put the paper ball in your mouth., Get ready to launch., Tear two pieces of paper into smaller squares., Roll your smaller pieces into little balls., Take a drink., Put the...

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Step-by-Step Guide

  1. Step 1: Rip the paper up into small pieces.

    They don’t have to be an exact size, just guess.

    Keep ripping until you’ve torn up the entire sheet of paper.
  2. Step 2: Roll the piece of paper into a ball.

    Roll the paper into a ball by grabbing it between the thumb, index finger, and middle finger of both hands.

    Push all your fingers together with the paper in the middle.

    Keep doing that until the piece of paper is a small ball. , If you don’t have much spit in your mouth, now is a good time to take a drink.

    You want to make sure you have enough spit to soak your spitball completely.

    Sometimes it helps to chew on it a little to make sure the spit covers the whole thing., Now that you’ve soaked your spitball, you can launch it with your weapon of choice.

    If you’re spitting it from your mouth or blowing it through a straw you don’t need to remove it from your mouth.

    Just launch.

    If your weapon is to throw it, take it out of your mouth first.

    Once you’ve soaked your spitball with spit, you can take it out of your mouth and launch. , Your smaller pieces don’t have to be an exact size, but keep in mind you’ll be putting more than one layer onto your spitballs so make two sizes (one large enough to fit over a smaller ball). , To do this, grab the paper between your thumb, index finger, and middle finger.

    Squeeze your fingers together with the paper in the middle.

    Keep doing that until the piece of paper is a small ball. , You want to make sure you have enough spit in your mouth to soak your spitball.

    Take a drink to wet your mouth. , Move the spitball around in your mouth to make sure it’s covered in spit.

    It can help to chew on it a little to make sure spit gets onto the whole thing. , Once your spitball is completely covered in spit you can take it out of your mouth. , Make sure you grab one of the larger pieces you ripped from your two pieces of paper.

    Wrap it around your soaked spitball.

    Push down with your fingers until the spitball becomes a larger ball. , You need to have a lot of saliva ready to soak that spitball all the way through.

    Take a big drink, swish it around in your mouth, and swallow. , Now that you have enough saliva to wet your new layer, put the larger spitball back in your mouth and keep it in there long enough to soak the entire thing. , Once you’ve soaked your spitball, take it out of your mouth and get ready to either throw it with your fingers, or flick it with your fingers or a ruler.

    It should be big enough to fly pretty far. , This method works with either single-layered or multi-layered spitballs.

    Multi-layered spitballs will usually travel farther.

    Put the spitball between your thumb and middle finger, pull your arm back, aim, and throw. , This method works best with single-layered spitballs because they’re easier to spit out.

    Place the spitball between your lips, take in a deep breath, and blow as hard as you can.

    The spitball should pop out from between your lips, straight at your target.

    You might need to be standing close to your target for this launching method to work. , This is another method that works best with single-layered spitballs because they fit better in a straw.

    You can also use a pen for this method.Put your spitball inside of a straw, pushing it in as far as you can.

    Take a deep breath and put your mouth on the straw so no air can get in.

    Blow as hard as you can.

    Your spitball should pop out of the other side of the straw, right at your target. , This method works best with multi-layered spitballs because you get more velocity.

    Curl your middle finger into your thumb to form a circle, so that the nail of your finger is touching your thumb.

    Press them together so there is tension between your fingers.

    Put the spitball in the spot where your middle finger meets your thumb.

    Right between them, on the outside of your middle finger.

    Push your middle finger out, away from your thumb.

    This should make the spitball fling up and out, toward your target.
  3. Step 3: Put the paper ball in your mouth.

  4. Step 4: Get ready to launch.

  5. Step 5: Tear two pieces of paper into smaller squares.

  6. Step 6: Roll your smaller pieces into little balls.

  7. Step 7: Take a drink.

  8. Step 8: Put the paper ball in your mouth.

  9. Step 9: Take the spitball out of your mouth.

  10. Step 10: Grab another piece of paper and wrap it around your spitball.

  11. Step 11: Take another drink.

  12. Step 12: Put the new spitball back into your mouth.

  13. Step 13: Take it out of your mouth.

  14. Step 14: Throw it with your fingers.

  15. Step 15: Spit it out of your mouth.

  16. Step 16: Blow it through a straw.

  17. Step 17: Flick it with your fingers

  18. Step 18: or a ruler.

Detailed Guide

They don’t have to be an exact size, just guess.

Keep ripping until you’ve torn up the entire sheet of paper.

Roll the paper into a ball by grabbing it between the thumb, index finger, and middle finger of both hands.

Push all your fingers together with the paper in the middle.

Keep doing that until the piece of paper is a small ball. , If you don’t have much spit in your mouth, now is a good time to take a drink.

You want to make sure you have enough spit to soak your spitball completely.

Sometimes it helps to chew on it a little to make sure the spit covers the whole thing., Now that you’ve soaked your spitball, you can launch it with your weapon of choice.

If you’re spitting it from your mouth or blowing it through a straw you don’t need to remove it from your mouth.

Just launch.

If your weapon is to throw it, take it out of your mouth first.

Once you’ve soaked your spitball with spit, you can take it out of your mouth and launch. , Your smaller pieces don’t have to be an exact size, but keep in mind you’ll be putting more than one layer onto your spitballs so make two sizes (one large enough to fit over a smaller ball). , To do this, grab the paper between your thumb, index finger, and middle finger.

Squeeze your fingers together with the paper in the middle.

Keep doing that until the piece of paper is a small ball. , You want to make sure you have enough spit in your mouth to soak your spitball.

Take a drink to wet your mouth. , Move the spitball around in your mouth to make sure it’s covered in spit.

It can help to chew on it a little to make sure spit gets onto the whole thing. , Once your spitball is completely covered in spit you can take it out of your mouth. , Make sure you grab one of the larger pieces you ripped from your two pieces of paper.

Wrap it around your soaked spitball.

Push down with your fingers until the spitball becomes a larger ball. , You need to have a lot of saliva ready to soak that spitball all the way through.

Take a big drink, swish it around in your mouth, and swallow. , Now that you have enough saliva to wet your new layer, put the larger spitball back in your mouth and keep it in there long enough to soak the entire thing. , Once you’ve soaked your spitball, take it out of your mouth and get ready to either throw it with your fingers, or flick it with your fingers or a ruler.

It should be big enough to fly pretty far. , This method works with either single-layered or multi-layered spitballs.

Multi-layered spitballs will usually travel farther.

Put the spitball between your thumb and middle finger, pull your arm back, aim, and throw. , This method works best with single-layered spitballs because they’re easier to spit out.

Place the spitball between your lips, take in a deep breath, and blow as hard as you can.

The spitball should pop out from between your lips, straight at your target.

You might need to be standing close to your target for this launching method to work. , This is another method that works best with single-layered spitballs because they fit better in a straw.

You can also use a pen for this method.Put your spitball inside of a straw, pushing it in as far as you can.

Take a deep breath and put your mouth on the straw so no air can get in.

Blow as hard as you can.

Your spitball should pop out of the other side of the straw, right at your target. , This method works best with multi-layered spitballs because you get more velocity.

Curl your middle finger into your thumb to form a circle, so that the nail of your finger is touching your thumb.

Press them together so there is tension between your fingers.

Put the spitball in the spot where your middle finger meets your thumb.

Right between them, on the outside of your middle finger.

Push your middle finger out, away from your thumb.

This should make the spitball fling up and out, toward your target.

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