How to Smoke and Not Smell

First of all, lets go over what smells the most: Hair, clothes, body, breath, and hands., For the hair: Wear a hat that you can deodorize, or pull your hair back., For clothes, the best thing to do is to have a change of clothes, but you can't...

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  1. Step 1: First of all

    You can eliminate all of these if you try hard enough.
  2. Step 2: lets go over what smells the most: Hair

    if neither of these are possible, just try to keep your hair out of the smoke.

    After smoking, use spray deodorant or citrus spray or something to mask the smell (but don't over-do it) , Remove any jackets or scarves or anything you can, so they don't absorb the smoke.

    After smoking you can use dryer sheets or an odor eliminator spray to remove the smell.

    Febreze works best because it neutralizes odor instead of masking it. , Really there isn't much you can do about it except showering, or using lotion/deodorant. , Again, don't over-do it because it can be obvious your hiding something (sometimes you can be tricked into thinking you smell when its just your breath, because your mouth and nose are connected) , Use a piece of paper or a wrapper or something to keep any part of the object being smoked from touching your hand.

    The smell is especially transferred when inhaling. , If you don't know what that is, it's a toilet paper tube or any tube filled with lots of dryer sheets.

    You exhale through this device and the smoke leaves it with a fresh scent.
  3. Step 3: clothes

  4. Step 4: breath

  5. Step 5: and hands.

  6. Step 6: For the hair: Wear a hat that you can deodorize

  7. Step 7: or pull your hair back.

  8. Step 8: For clothes

  9. Step 9: the best thing to do is to have a change of clothes

  10. Step 10: but you can't always do that.

  11. Step 11: Believe it or not your body doesn't smell as much as you might think (at least from the smoke :P).

  12. Step 12: For your breath

  13. Step 13: obviously you want to use mints or gum.

  14. Step 14: Smokers know that hands smell

  15. Step 15: and often times that's the first place they check.

  16. Step 16: Finally

  17. Step 17: USE A SPLOOF!

Detailed Guide

You can eliminate all of these if you try hard enough.

if neither of these are possible, just try to keep your hair out of the smoke.

After smoking, use spray deodorant or citrus spray or something to mask the smell (but don't over-do it) , Remove any jackets or scarves or anything you can, so they don't absorb the smoke.

After smoking you can use dryer sheets or an odor eliminator spray to remove the smell.

Febreze works best because it neutralizes odor instead of masking it. , Really there isn't much you can do about it except showering, or using lotion/deodorant. , Again, don't over-do it because it can be obvious your hiding something (sometimes you can be tricked into thinking you smell when its just your breath, because your mouth and nose are connected) , Use a piece of paper or a wrapper or something to keep any part of the object being smoked from touching your hand.

The smell is especially transferred when inhaling. , If you don't know what that is, it's a toilet paper tube or any tube filled with lots of dryer sheets.

You exhale through this device and the smoke leaves it with a fresh scent.

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