How to Vomit Politely

Step-by-Step Guide

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   Step 1: When you have to vomit

   Then flush the toilet and wipe your mouth.
   
   If there is a water fountain nearby, you would probably want to get a drink.
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   Step 2: say you have to use the restroom

   Then, leave to find a bush, tree, rock or anything big that you can hide behind. , The embarrassment of being seen without covering is less than having a "vomit 'V'" down your front. ,,,,, If it sinks through, say "excuse me" and escape to a restroom.
   
   If your friend follows you, run into a stall and begin vomiting freely.
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   Step 3: and go vomit in the toilet.

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   Step 4: If no restroom is available

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   Step 5: ask to be excused.

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   Step 6: If you have warning

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   Step 7: remove your shirt or dress to avoid a vomit spill mark.

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   Step 8: When you are done

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   Step 9: wipe your mouth with tissues.

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    Step 10: If you have water

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    Step 11: swish some in your mouth then spit it in an inconspicuous place.

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    Step 12: Try to use a breath mint

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    Step 13: because the acid from vomit can reek.

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    Step 14: If your date (or whoever you happen to be with) asks what happened

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    Step 15: say you had to take a moment or make a phone call

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    Step 16: then change the subject.

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    Step 17: If you need to vomit

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    Step 18: take a napkin and cover your mouth and vomit.

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