How to Drive Your Boyfriend Crazy
Surprise him in the shower., Be the boss., Send dirty texts., Talk dirty., Do a striptease., Give a lap dance.
Step-by-Step Guide
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Step 1: Surprise him in the shower.
If you really want to be bold, then you should surprise your man in the shower.
This will be a delightful, spontaneous, and unexpected treat for him.
Before he goes into the shower, give him a kiss, tell him how sexy he is, and say something provocative to make him want you.
Say, "Have fun getting undressed in there," and say it while you're wearing something provocative.
When he steps into the shower, wait a few seconds and then knock on the door
-- you don't want to scare him completely.
Tell him that you're taking off your clothes and that you'd like to get clean, too
-- but not before you both get a little dirty.
Step into the shower and begin kissing his mouth and neck and caressing his body, and see how excited he gets. -
Step 2: Be the boss.
Another way to be bold is to be the boss once in a while.
Pick a night to take complete control of him, to drag him up the stairs and into your bedroom, and to tell him exactly what you want him to do.
Don't take no for an answer
-- within reason
-- and don't smile or break character.
Be firm about what you want and desire and see how turned on he gets.
Take him into the bedroom, tell him to lie down, and take control of him.
If you want something, ask for it.
Have fun with it.
Hold him down and don't give in if he begs for mercy
-- unless he really means it, of course. , Though you may think that sending dirty texts is silly, it's a great way to remind your man of how sexy you are when you're not around, and to check in with him in a sexy way.
If you have to be apart for a night, a few days, or even a month, sending a few well-timed dirty texts is the perfect way to make your man want you even more.
Pick a time when you know you'll both be alone and unoccupied, preferably at night.
Send your man a text a few hours before you know you'll see him.
Just saying, "I want you," or "I can't stop thinking about last night," will keep you fresh on his mind.
Ask your man what he's wearing or tell him what you're wearing.
Tell him, "It's so hot in here." Then, let him know when you remove any clothing. , Talking dirty in person is another great way to be bold and to drive your boyfriend crazy.
When you're hooking up, throwing in a dirty phrase or two can mix things up and drive your man wild.
You don't have to overthink it
-- just tell him how much you love what he's doing to you, tell him how much you love his body, and let him know what you want him to do.
Here are some things you can say: "I love it when you kiss my neck." "I've been thinking about your arms all day." "You look so hot with your shirt off." "I want you to take off my bra."
A striptease doesn't have to be reserved for the strippers.
Have fun with it.
Dim the lights, get your man in bed, and walk into the room like you own the place, with your head high.
Wear some sexy lingerie and high heels, and cover up with a long button down shirt, or a sexy dress that you can easily remove.
Then, strip down to your underwear while you use a chair as a prop so your man can see you move your body while you remove your garments.
As you remove each article of clothing, throw it at your boyfriend.
Put one foot up on the chair so your boyfriend can admire your legs.
Turn around, gyrate your hips, and bend down to let your man see your body from behind.
Have fun with it.
Have a sexy smile on your face and don't take yourself too seriously. , A lap dance is another bold way to drive your man crazy.
You can sit your man down on a chair, play some upbeat and sexy music, and have fun getting on his lap, teasing him, dancing around the chair, and even bending over with your back to your man so he can see your body.
You can tease your man by kissing him a little bit, but it'll drive him wild if you play a bit hard to get.
Don't let your man put his hands all over you.
You'll drive him wild if you make it clear that you're in control. -
Step 3: Send dirty texts.
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Step 4: Talk dirty.
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Step 5: Do a striptease.
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Step 6: Give a lap dance.
Detailed Guide
If you really want to be bold, then you should surprise your man in the shower.
This will be a delightful, spontaneous, and unexpected treat for him.
Before he goes into the shower, give him a kiss, tell him how sexy he is, and say something provocative to make him want you.
Say, "Have fun getting undressed in there," and say it while you're wearing something provocative.
When he steps into the shower, wait a few seconds and then knock on the door
-- you don't want to scare him completely.
Tell him that you're taking off your clothes and that you'd like to get clean, too
-- but not before you both get a little dirty.
Step into the shower and begin kissing his mouth and neck and caressing his body, and see how excited he gets.
Another way to be bold is to be the boss once in a while.
Pick a night to take complete control of him, to drag him up the stairs and into your bedroom, and to tell him exactly what you want him to do.
Don't take no for an answer
-- within reason
-- and don't smile or break character.
Be firm about what you want and desire and see how turned on he gets.
Take him into the bedroom, tell him to lie down, and take control of him.
If you want something, ask for it.
Have fun with it.
Hold him down and don't give in if he begs for mercy
-- unless he really means it, of course. , Though you may think that sending dirty texts is silly, it's a great way to remind your man of how sexy you are when you're not around, and to check in with him in a sexy way.
If you have to be apart for a night, a few days, or even a month, sending a few well-timed dirty texts is the perfect way to make your man want you even more.
Pick a time when you know you'll both be alone and unoccupied, preferably at night.
Send your man a text a few hours before you know you'll see him.
Just saying, "I want you," or "I can't stop thinking about last night," will keep you fresh on his mind.
Ask your man what he's wearing or tell him what you're wearing.
Tell him, "It's so hot in here." Then, let him know when you remove any clothing. , Talking dirty in person is another great way to be bold and to drive your boyfriend crazy.
When you're hooking up, throwing in a dirty phrase or two can mix things up and drive your man wild.
You don't have to overthink it
-- just tell him how much you love what he's doing to you, tell him how much you love his body, and let him know what you want him to do.
Here are some things you can say: "I love it when you kiss my neck." "I've been thinking about your arms all day." "You look so hot with your shirt off." "I want you to take off my bra."
A striptease doesn't have to be reserved for the strippers.
Have fun with it.
Dim the lights, get your man in bed, and walk into the room like you own the place, with your head high.
Wear some sexy lingerie and high heels, and cover up with a long button down shirt, or a sexy dress that you can easily remove.
Then, strip down to your underwear while you use a chair as a prop so your man can see you move your body while you remove your garments.
As you remove each article of clothing, throw it at your boyfriend.
Put one foot up on the chair so your boyfriend can admire your legs.
Turn around, gyrate your hips, and bend down to let your man see your body from behind.
Have fun with it.
Have a sexy smile on your face and don't take yourself too seriously. , A lap dance is another bold way to drive your man crazy.
You can sit your man down on a chair, play some upbeat and sexy music, and have fun getting on his lap, teasing him, dancing around the chair, and even bending over with your back to your man so he can see your body.
You can tease your man by kissing him a little bit, but it'll drive him wild if you play a bit hard to get.
Don't let your man put his hands all over you.
You'll drive him wild if you make it clear that you're in control.
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