How to Play Drinking Golf

Step-by-Step Guide

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   Step 1: Drinking Golf should only be set on a nine hole course

   ( this is to ensure that you will not draw unwanted attention from other less inebriated drinkers) ,, (Bars in which you can’t use the toilet.
   
   The number of water holes depends entirely on how cruel you are.) , By default this should be a par three course. ,,,,,,,,, Make sure that there are independent witnesses to each shot (gulp).
   
   Mob rule decides if a pint is finished, so if in doubt keep drinking until the glass is totally empty or until your fellow drinkers start congratulating you).
   
   Guinness drinkers be wary, as often you will have a substantial head left in the glass that may hide the last dredges of the black stuff. ,,, If they do they get penalty shots added to their score on that hole (pub/bar). ,,,
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   Step 2: 18 holes would mean that the majority of players would end their night in hospital

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   Step 3: crying.

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   Step 4: Create a course: Choose 9 bars that are in the general vicinity of each other.

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   Step 5: Ensure that the busier bars are located near the end of the game.

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   Step 6: Once the course has been chosen

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   Step 7: draw up a score sheet that takes account of each player and the score they will get in each pub.

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   Step 8: On the score sheet indicate which holes are to be water holes.

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   Step 9: Set the par for each hole.

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    Step 10: Set off on the course with friends in tow.

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    Step 11: In each pub buy a pint of beer

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    Step 12: Ale or Stout each.

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    Step 13: Let person number one on the score sheet take the first tee shot.

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    Step 14: Shot are scored by how many gulps of beer it takes to finish each pint.

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    Step 15: A hole in one is when the pint it downed in one.

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    Step 16: Holes in one can also be scored if you pull a kraut

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    Step 17: Four gulps would be a bogey

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    Step 18: five gulps would be a double bogey

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    Step 19: two gulps would be a birdie etc etc.

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    Step 20: Each person will take their initial tee-shot in the order they are present on the score sheet

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    Step 21: After the initial shot

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    Step 22: each person may takes a shot (gulp) as they wish.

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    Step 23: When everyone has finished their drink

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    Step 24: take note of the scores.

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    Step 25: Exit the pub and make your way to the next hole ( pub/bar)

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    Step 26: On designated water holes

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    Step 27: no one may use the toilet.

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    Step 28: Getting sick or spilling any of your pint earns you 3 and 2 penalty shots respectively.

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    Step 29: Repeat each process in all nine pubs.

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    Step 30: Enjoy!

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