How to Make Fake Vomit With Limited Supplies

Step-by-Step Guide

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   Step 1: Before making start having "symptoms" of a flu a couple of days in advance.

   You've probably found something, but if you haven't find something that looks similar or something you would eat. ,,,,,,,,, Or plainly smear it on the floor. , Example: "I woke up because I had to use the bathroom, and I when I walked in here my stomach started to feel nauseous."
   
   Think of some symptoms you might have had in the past.
   
   Example:
   My stomach has been hurting in the morning and at night.
   
   It feels like there's a fire turning in it, and I've been getting throbbing feeling in my head on the left side." Maybe look up some symptoms of a flu on the net. ,, Wake up your parents (preferably your mom, but it ranges with families). ,,,,,, You can pretend to swallow it there. ,, When she does this all your work has finally paid off! , When this happens tell her you feel a lot better, she won't want to waste money if you feel better.
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   Step 2: Wake up really early in the morning

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   Step 3: or really late at night.

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   Step 4: Walk very quietly in to your kitchen.

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   Step 5: Search for things you ate last night

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   Step 6: or recently.

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   Step 7: Put all the things you've found in a bowl.

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   Step 8: Mash your mixture with your hands (this is gross but it'll pay off in the end).

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   Step 9: Squeeze an orange

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    Step 10: or pour orange juice in to the concoction.

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    Step 11: Optional: Pour food coloring on to your vomit.

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    Step 12: If you have a compost pile you can mix some of that in to your fake vomit.

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    Step 13: Mash again.

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    Step 14: Walk slowly and quietly in to the nearest restroom.

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    Step 15: Smear your concoction on the toilet

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    Step 16: dump some in

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    Step 17: and possibly next to it.

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    Step 18: You can also put your vomit in a vomit bowl or bag if you have one.

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    Step 19: Think of a story to tell your parents when they wake up.

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    Step 20: Make sure your story is believable.

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    Step 21: Clean up any messes you've made

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    Step 22: It's time.

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    Step 23: Act really sick maybe clutching your stomach.

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    Step 24: Get right to the point before she starts getting mad at you for waking her up

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    Step 25: and try to get your face as pale as possible.

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    Step 26: Show her were you puked

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    Step 27: She'll usually tend to you before cleaning up the mess.

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    Step 28: If she tries to give you any medicine thank her

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    Step 29: and pretend to swallow by drinking water and putting the pill in the palm of your hand then slipping the pill down the side she's not on.

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    Step 30: Make sure to go right in bed after she gives you the pill.

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    Step 31: Tell her you feel kind of weak.

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    Step 32: She'll probably tell you to go to bed.

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    Step 33: Later she might try to take you to the doctor.

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